While I’m nearly through with finals I’ve not quite crossed the finish line yet. This means there’s been a lot of studying lately. For many that means a lot less sleep. Well, if you’re like me and still working 15 hours a week you’ll probably wonder how you can get away with sleeping at work.
I couldn’t help but pass this along (thanks, Aunt Shiela). We’ll see how well it works tomorrow. With that said, here it it:
Top Five Things To Say After Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
- They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.
- Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
- Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
Keep on keeping on, everyone… I’m off to study.
Hilarious! If you’re at all interested, I posted my own guide to sleeping at work a while back.
Brilliant. Thanks, Brian. :)
Funny stuff! I prefer to call it a “business nap”. It makes your nap sound more important!
Good point… besides, it helps with my productivity and we all know that makes business sense. ;-)
OR you could pretend you’re one of those people who naps for like 20 minutes every four hours. Apparently it maximizes your efficiency, but I think I’d rather just sleep during the normal sleeping hours. And wouldn’t you be bored when everyone else was sleeping? Plus I guess you’re really tired the first few weeks.
I don’t think ‘polyphasic sleep’ is a reasonable excuse to sleep all day- but hey, I’m not an employer so I guess I can’t comment. And no, there’s plenty to be done any day at any time- people don’t need to be awake for me to get work done. ;-)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow. That’s ridiculous. I could not imagine actually doing that. But wow.