Comments on: Gym Etiquette http://devin.reams.me/gym-etiquette/ Thoughts on life, business, and technology. Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:32:36 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: zzap http://devin.reams.me/gym-etiquette/comment-page-1/#comment-762 zzap Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:01:56 +0000 http://devinreams.com/2006/11/06/gym-etiquette/#comment-762 Hmm, I was considering joining a gym; but now I'm not so sure. :/ Hmm, I was considering joining a gym; but now I’m not so sure. :/

]]> By: Brook http://devin.reams.me/gym-etiquette/comment-page-1/#comment-761 Brook Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:04:18 +0000 http://devinreams.com/2006/11/06/gym-etiquette/#comment-761 LOL ... what a marvelous send up of the "cultcha" you find at a gym. And here I thought this was all about personal health. Goes to show why I never had much luck socially :-) LOL … what a marvelous send up of the “cultcha” you find at a gym. And here I thought this was all about personal health. Goes to show why I never had much luck socially :-)

]]> By: Emma http://devin.reams.me/gym-etiquette/comment-page-1/#comment-760 Emma Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:44:58 +0000 http://devinreams.com/2006/11/06/gym-etiquette/#comment-760 Oh, and also, I think you should include something about how necessary it is to be naked in the steam room, because no one wants to have your fat ass actually covered by some sort of bathing suit-type contraption. I really enjoy going in there, ready to enjoy a pore-cleansing bath of steamy eucalyptus goodness, and seeing that there is a gigantic butt print on the very spot where I would like to stretch out. Because when I see that there is a spot devoid of misty eucalyptus residue, I can practically smell your groady working out cooties, and THAT doesn't ruin my mantra / make me retch... I think it's also necessary to add that children are always welcome in the "quiet room." It's so nice to have those snot-nosed little buggers add their incessant whining and chatter to the calming soundtrack of the nice little sitting room, which is complete with dimmed lights and scented oils. Actually, just kidding about that last part, I mostly just wanted to make fun of Lakeshore for having something so pretentious in its locker room. Come on, a "quiet room"? Isn't that what their salon is for?! Do clear this up, Devin, it's really quite disturbing for me. Keeps me awake at night, you know. Oh, and also, I think you should include something about how necessary it is to be naked in the steam room, because no one wants to have your fat ass actually covered by some sort of bathing suit-type contraption. I really enjoy going in there, ready to enjoy a pore-cleansing bath of steamy eucalyptus goodness, and seeing that there is a gigantic butt print on the very spot where I would like to stretch out. Because when I see that there is a spot devoid of misty eucalyptus residue, I can practically smell your groady working out cooties, and THAT doesn’t ruin my mantra / make me retch…

I think it’s also necessary to add that children are always welcome in the “quiet room.” It’s so nice to have those snot-nosed little buggers add their incessant whining and chatter to the calming soundtrack of the nice little sitting room, which is complete with dimmed lights and scented oils.

Actually, just kidding about that last part, I mostly just wanted to make fun of Lakeshore for having something so pretentious in its locker room. Come on, a “quiet room”? Isn’t that what their salon is for?!

Do clear this up, Devin, it’s really quite disturbing for me. Keeps me awake at night, you know.

]]> By: Emma http://devin.reams.me/gym-etiquette/comment-page-1/#comment-759 Emma Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:36:14 +0000 http://devinreams.com/2006/11/06/gym-etiquette/#comment-759 I work out at the YMCA... the only women in our locker room are either fat or old or both, and also a lot of pre-pubescent middle schoolers from the swim team. I think you have to go somewhere classier for women's-locker-room-nakedness to be anything better than vomitous. Also, I would like you to know that--similar to my very stylish flowery down vest--I always dress very fashionably to go to the gym. Haha, just kidding, I dress like Branden when he does the dishes. I work out at the YMCA… the only women in our locker room are either fat or old or both, and also a lot of pre-pubescent middle schoolers from the swim team. I think you have to go somewhere classier for women’s-locker-room-nakedness to be anything better than vomitous. Also, I would like you to know that–similar to my very stylish flowery down vest–I always dress very fashionably to go to the gym. Haha, just kidding, I dress like Branden when he does the dishes.

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